Vampires Don't Drink Sparkling Water!

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_{I found my kismesis on Google. I am laughing so hard right now.}

_{Posted at 11:45am on May 22nd - 11293 NOTES}

_{sissylivia:

girlcocksecret:

Anybody?

Please do!
(Source: sonofbigbootymom)}

_{Posted at 10:55am on May 22nd - 0 NOTES}^{^#Anonymous}

Anonymous said: Challenge accepted: Have sex with me.

Oh.

Oh.

Ultimately wooed~

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
_{Posted at 10:46am on May 22nd - 14733 NOTES}

_{(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch)}

_{Posted at 8:49am on May 22nd - 8549 NOTES}^{^{#sheen what the hell}}

_{bryko:

EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS GAME IS TERRIFYING}

_{Posted at 8:39am on May 22nd - 15879 NOTES}

_{(Source: carolinetriestoreact)}

_{Posted at 8:28am on May 22nd - 184230 NOTES}

_{gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post
(Source: inthelifeofa)}

_{Posted at 8:18am on May 22nd - 485 NOTES}

_{cupcakesinfedoras:

This has got to be one of my favorite subtitles ever}

_{Posted at 8:07am on May 22nd - 2750 NOTES}

_{kingcheddarxvii:

Today may be difficult, but you’re another day closer to Animal Crossing: New Leaf’s release! Keep going friend!}

_{Posted at 7:56am on May 22nd - 5498 NOTES}

_{ampullae:

*GLaDOS voice* my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie}